Creators and Guests
Guest
Adam Jurotich
Wise old bear who’s here to teach us about Christmas as soon as he’s able to climb to the top of a dollhouse.
Appears in
3
episodes
Guest
Adam Parker Sibun
Magical snowman relaxing in his icebox after a motorcycle joyride through the dark woods.
Appears in
3
episodes
Guest
Alonso Duralde
Film critic and author of “Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas” who actually got out of the bath to answer the door in a towel.
Appears in
1
episode
Guest
Andre Bennett
2,000-year-old robot centurion who broke out his old work uniform for his honeymoon.
Appears in
5
episodes
Guest
Andy Gattis
My childhood best friend who may or may not have grown up to be Marilyn Manson.
Appears in
1
episode
Guest
Anthony Caruso
Tis the Podcast Elf with a belly full of egg nog he rightfully earned after waiting 18 hours in line.
Appears in
3
episodes
Guest
Anthony Strand
Proud winner of sassiest Ghost of Christmas Present I’ve yet to meet.
Appears in
6
episodes
Guest
Becca Petunia
My evil twin sister with better hair who wants my job for some reason even though she seems to be having way more fun dancing in the forest.
Appears in
4
episodes
Guest
Bin
Ghost pony who appeared in my fireplace to take me on a tour of my saddest childhood memories.
Appears in
1
episode
Guest
Brandon Medley
I’m not saying he’s a silver and gold digger, but he’s got the beard for it.
Appears in
16
episodes
Guest
Bri
Sentient ornament I found in the attic who may or may not have existed before my entire house was cursed.
Appears in
4
episodes
Guest
Carlin Trammel
Appreciator of the Muppets on a much deeper level than someone wearing an “I Appreciate the Muppets on a Much Deeper Level Than You” T-shirt. Co-founder of Nerd Lunch.
Appears in
2
episodes
Guest
Chad Young
Genius behind a three-eyed purple teddy bear that’s so awesome, Santa’s keeping it for himself.
Appears in
19
episodes
Guest
C.J. Belanger
Jolly gift-giver appearing live in my Viewing Globe from somewhere colder and farther north.
Appears in
1
episode
Guest
Craig Kringle
Weird Christmas celebrator of all things holly, jolly, and odd-ly.
Appears in
1
episode
Guest
Donnie Storms
The father of all lies and the uncle of all tricks. Donnie’s band, Bronwen’s Ghost, wrote and performed the Advent Calendar House theme song! Check out their Misfits covers on SoundCloud!
Appears in
8
episodes
Guest
Drew Crowley
Mutant who realized too late his special sunglasses can’t save anyone from his terrible singing.
Appears in
4
episodes
Guest
Duane Bailey
Tinsel Tunes host: Diving into stories and history of your favorite (and not so favorite) Christmas tunes
Appears in
1
episode
Guest
Emily Rowley
Talking raisin who, when we missed our bus and I said to call me a cab, replied, “Hey, man, you’re a cab.”
Appears in
5
episodes
Guest
Erik Johnson
Would-be lab assistant turned rave club bouncer in an alternate timeline.
Appears in
1
episode
Guest
Ethan “The Hungry Reader”
Kindly forest ranger who has no problem letting wild animals crash on his couch.
Appears in
6
episodes
Guest
Gerry Davila
Talking Rubik’s Cube hiding out in the spacious trunk of my station wagon and scaring the family dog.
Appears in
9
episodes
Guest
Guy Hutchinson
A pyramid of dancing chickens that magically transformed into an Easter egg tree.
Appears in
6
episodes
Guest
Jack Ford
The handsomest third of the future queen of the universe’s triple husbandoid.
Appears in
3
episodes
Guest
Jaime Hood
Shezcrafti, and she’s not falling for the mistletoe someone rigged up to a clothesline.
Appears in
1
episode
Guest
Jamie Ray
A right jolly old elf who just escaped from the nearest institution for the criminally insane and is having a very productive evening.
Appears in
1
episode
Guest
Jayme Kilsby
Serpentine greaser who throws a mean paper airplane despite the fact that he shouldn’t even have arms.
Appears in
4
episodes
Guest
Jay Ryan
New Jersey’s caped crusaider who fights endlessly to prove once and for all the Gotham City is in the Garden State.
Appears in
1
episode
Guest
Jeeg
Retired Nerd Luncher out for revenge by making us all revert to greedy children.
Appears in
1
episode
Guest
Jeff Loftin
The very embodiment of Winter with a sick habit of pulling the gravity out from under anyone who doesn’t want to live in his neighborhood anymore.
Appears in
1
episode
Guest
Joe Fulton
The Christmas Aficionado, and the tallest mall elf you’ll ever meet trying to make a few bucks to buy something special for his special someone.
Appears in
1
episode
Guest
Joey Letson
Either a genius or insane, but I haven’t bothered to figure out which.
Appears in
1
episode
Guest
Joey O.
Intergalactic snowball fight champion whose attack strategy is limited only by his imagination and personal strength of will.
Appears in
36
episodes
Guest
J.W. Friedman
Possibly a 2,000-year-old ghost living in a van down by the river.
Appears in
1
episode
Guest
Karen Flieger
Sugarplum Fairy who appeared out of nowhere through an interdimensional mouse hole.
Appears in
1
episode
Guest
Kit Quinn
Hat-shaped home owner who’s never seen snow despite owning a snow machine.
Appears in
1
episode
Guest
Kristi O.
Tiny fairy who froze an entire ocean to walk across only to find the magic she was looking for was inside her all along.
Appears in
4
episodes
Guest
Matt from Dinosaur Dracula
Greevil trapped for what could very well be centuries in a cave covered in purple stuff.
Appears in
1
episode
Guest
Matt Spaulding
Santa ambassador from way, way up north and safely on the ground after just narrowly missing crashing into an airplane.
Appears in
3
episodes
Guest
Matt Weiland
Incredible growing and shrinking ghost chasing me through the streets of the future in a phantom hearse.
Appears in
1
episode
Guest
Michael May
The only man I’d trust to safely drive a hearse up a pitch black stairway.
Appears in
9
episodes
Guest
Nick Main
Mutant dressed like a prison chef and here to ruin your Christmas dinner.
Appears in
1
episode
Guest
Paxton Holley
Editor in chief wearing his special Santa suit he was saving for a special occasion.
Appears in
3
episodes
Guest
Randee Martin
Claymation squirrel who made it snow thanks to the power of prayer.
Appears in
1
episode
Guest
Rob Graham
Ghost of my long-dead business partner whom I can understand despite him not moving his unnaturally wide open mouth.
Appears in
1
episode
Guest
Sammy Hain
Supposedly vampire bunny who may or may not be thirsty for blood, but he’s certainly thirsty for cold, sweet revenge on the children of the world
Appears in
8
episodes
Guest
Scott Leopold
Friendly ghost who broke in and redecorated my basement so he could hold choir practice.
Appears in
2
episodes
Guest
Sean Sotka
Yo, dog, I heard you like Christmas podcasts, so he made a Christmas podcast about Christmas podcasts and called it the Christmas Podcasts Podcast.
Appears in
3
episodes
Guest
Shane Keating
Lead bell jingler who’ll nod twice for a single jingle and twice for a double jingle, which is all useless on an audio podcast.
Appears in
1
episode
Guest
Shawn Robare
Cool and not necessarily rude, but very excited to lick the bowl of leftover cookie dough.
Appears in
3
episodes
Guest
Thom Crowe
A very wise man with a beard who won’t outright say he’s not Santa.
Appears in
2
episodes
Guest
Tim Lybarger
Dad. Husband. Pop culture enthusiast. Knicks fan. Recovering cynic. Neighbor: @NeighborhoodArchive.comStuff maker: @ThirdQuarterRun.comDay seizer: @FerrisFile.com
Appears in
1
episode
Guest
Tommy Coombs
The something strange in your neighborhood Ray Parker Jr. warned you about.
Appears in
12
episodes
Guest
Tori Schmidt
Dragonlike prognosticator emerging from her smoldering cauldron to politely deliver news, life advice, and Muppets with No Context.
Appears in
1
episode
Guest
Tyler Green
12-foot-tall caterpillar who won’t stop asking if I believe in miracles.
Appears in
1
episode
Guest
William Bruce West
Your yeoman purser/guy in charge of decorating your ship’s Christmas tree.
Appears in
2
episodes
Guest
Zach Gozlan
Stuck in the playpen again because he left his screwdriver in his other diaper.
Appears in
1
episode
