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🎄 Young Conan the Barbarian meets baby Jesus on this episode of the official holiday podcast for people who hate all humans — which, in 2020, is most of us.  🎙️ Brandon Medley and Michael May join the dance to the beat of our own drum back to 1968 and back into the Rankin/Bass universe for their stop-motion follow-up to “Rudolph.”  ****  💬 Topics & Tangents:  This was Romeo Muller’s favorite Christmas special he wrote for Rankin/Bass. Also, that link on Rankin/Bass’s website is from 2003 and looks like it hasn’t been touched since 2003.  Paul Frees voices of 8 different characters in this special, if you count animal noises.  The song, originally called “Carol of the Drum,” was written more recently than I’d thought — in 1941 — and first recorded in 1951 by the Trapp Family Singers.  Aaron’s origin story is the same as Conan the Barbarian’s.  Here’s an isolated recording of “One Star in the Night,” without the narration.  Burl Ives wouldn’t have felt out of place narrating this special, since he’d go on to narrate one about another caravan.  The special also mixes up its kings, at least as they’re traditionally named.  Our definitive versions of the song.  Young Brandon insists on adding the Little Drummer Boy to a church Nativity pageant.  ****  📼 Commercials:  Kentucky Fried Chicken: Christmas Carol (1989)  NetfliXmas.  Feliz Christmas, Merry Navidad.  ****  “The Little Drummer Boy” © 1968 Rankin/Bass Productions.  Find us at adventcalendar.house.  #s5 #1960s #rankinbass #nativity

🎄 Wrapping, unwrapping, and rewrapping a bow on a comedy classic.  🎙 Guy Hutchinson joins us as we second-, third-, and fourth-guess ourselves back to 1960 to go Christmas shopping with Jack Benny, the last televised version of a longtime radio favorite.  🚨 Warning: In one scene, a character shoots himself offscreen.  ****  💬 Topics & Tangents:  The Television Academy Foundation on Jack Benny’s Christmas Shopping show, including a video interview with show writer George Balzer.  The earliest “Christmas Shopping” recording I could find, from 1937.  Eddie “Rochester” Anderson, the progression of race relations, and his racehorse.  Finally I get to talk about Mel Blanc, the real star of this show.  Adjusting the $1.98 and $40 wallets for inflation.  A 2002 message board post on JackBenny.org answering whether Jack was a practicing Jew.  A tribute to Frank “Yeees?” Nelson.  Dennis Day and the dying practice of actors legally changing their names to their most popular characters’.  Stupid “the customer is always right” stories.  ****  📼 Commercials:  Norelco Santa (circa 1961).  Weird Christmas.  ****  “The Jack Benny Program” and “Jack Goes Christmas Shopping” ©1960 J&M Productions, Inc.  Find us at adventcalendar.house.  #s5 #1960s

🎄 We may all exist in the dreams of 2 kids and their dog.  🎙 Michael DiGiovanni and Christian Nielsen help us responsibly deforest our way back to 1980 to dig up the first appearance of early Disney Channel imports The Raccoons and the greedy Cyril Sneer.  📺 You can watch “The Christmas Raccoons” on YouTube.  ****  💬 Topics & Tangents:  This special and an accompanying story album were narrated by Rich Little, a “Man of a Thousand Voices,” in his own, regular voice.  Rupert Holmes (Forest Ranger Dan) is the singer/songwriter behind “Escape (The Piña Colada Song).”  Tammy Bourne (Julie) and Hadley Kay (Tommy) were both in 1980 movies as children who fall from great heights.  Today’s TV Trope: Human Snowball.  Where does the dream end and reality begin? Maybe it’s all in the St. Elsewhere Snow Globe Universe of Tommy Westphall (no relation).  ****  📼 Commercials:  Canadian Tire’s “Scrooge Approved” Prices (1987)  Christmas Creeps.  ****  “The Christmas Raccoons” ©1980 PFS Christmas Raccoons / PFS Pooled Film Services, Inc.  Find us at adventcalendar.house.  #s5 #1980s

🕎 Marc Weiner and his puppets won’t stop screaming in Nickelodeon’s first Hanukkah special.  🎙 April Ryley joins us as we noisily snowmobile back to 1995 to try and figure out what everyone’s yelling about. Unexpectedly, it all started in outer space.  📺 You can watch “The Weinerville Chanukah Special” on YouTube.  ****  💬 Topics & Tangents:  Weinerville.com is alive and well in 2020.  Marc Weiner as Swiper the Fox and the Map in “Dora the Explorer.”  Marc Summers on his OCD being “blown out of freakin’ proportion,” and why he dropped his given last name.  Sour cream vs. applesauce for latke dipping.  Michael Gunst (Sinrek) may or may not be this puppeteer and mask maker.  Brian O’Connor (Antidorkus) as Schemer on “Shining Time Station.”  Thanks to Nickelodeon being under the MTV Networks umbrella, this special featured music by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Miami Sound Machine, and the B-52’s.  The bulk of this special was filmed at the Summit Lodge in Killington, Vermont.  Telephone booths still exist at Walt Disney World.  Liver as a go-to food kids hate.  Kevin “Diesel” Nash was still WWF Champion during taping, but lost it shortly before the special aired.  The art of making your own menorah out of household items, recyclable objects, or fruit.  ****  📼 Commercials:  Kmart Holiday Commercial starring Rosie O’Donnell and Penny Marshall (1995)  Holly Jolly X’masu.  ****  “The Weinerville Chanukah Special” © 1995 Nickelodeon.  Find us at adventcalendar.house.  #s5 #1990s #hanukkah #nickelodeon #puppets

🎄 A well-deserved punch in the face that’s a little bit rock ’n’ roll.  🎙 James Riley joins us on a last-minute flight to the North Pole to catch up with 2001’s “A Johnny Bravo Christmas,” a special that first aired less than 3 months after 9/11, on Pearl Harbor Day, and opens with Johnny unnecessarily calling the fire department to tell them he’s “the bomb.”    ****  💬 Topics & Tangents:  “’Twas the Night,” a 1997 Johnny Bravo segment which this special accounts for in the show’s continuity… sort of.  “Larry & Steve,” Seth MacFarlane’s proto-“Family Guy” short film before from before he worked as a “Johnny Bravo” staff writer.  People on TV who wait till Christmas Eve to start decorating.  Homer Simpson’s sandwich, and the worst things we’ve found in our couches.  The latest you can mail something to guarantee arrival before Christmas, according to the U.S. Postal Service’s Holiday Shipping Deadlines.  Vanessa Marshall (Truck Driver) may or may not have provided the scream of Samus dying in the Metroid Prime games.  Santa’s village looks like the Wicked Witch of the West’s castle and is cloaked like Wakanda.  ****  📼 Commercials:  American Online Keyword eBay (2001)  Season’s Eatings.  The Retro Network.  ****  “A Johnny Bravo Christmas” ©2001 Cartoon Network.  Find us at adventcalendar.house.  #s5 #2000s #cartoonnetwork

🎄 Filmation’s space western gets a dickens of a backstory.  🎙 Joey O. and Sammy Hain saddle up for a Scrooge Sunday edition of the Advent Calendar House looking back at a 1987 Christmas episode of “BraveStarr.”  📺 You can watch “Tex’s Terrible Night” on YouTube.  ****  💬 Topics & Tangents:  The Fisher-Price Western Town I used as a backdrop for the much larger Bravestarr action figure.  Joey’s interview with Pat Fraley (Marshal BraveStarr).  This episode uses flashback scenes from the movie “BraveStarr: The Legend,” which explains why the animation quality isn’t consistent.  Young Tex Hex looks like a purple Faker from “He-Man.”  Stampede, the show’s even bigger bad, grants Tex Hex the power of transformation, because Filmation really wanted to teach kids that things that transform are evil.  The “present-day” husband of Tex’s former love, Ursula, looks like Fred Ward.  The time BraveStarr found a kid dead of a drug overdose.  ****  📼 Commercial:  Marshal BraveStarr, Tex Hex, and Neutralaser Toy Commercial (1986)  Christmas Time in the City.  ****  “BraveStarr” and “Tex’s Terrible Night” ©1987 Filmation Associates.  Find us at adventcalendar.house.  #s5 #1980s #scroogesunday #filmation

🎄 Join us on a stroll down Jim Henson’s dark hall of nightmares to 1986 to rewatch “The Christmas Toy,” an idea no one has repeated since.  🎙 Beth Cieslik, Adam Jurotich, and Donnie Storms are the newest friends in the playroom who have to learn the horrors of getting caught out of place.  ****  💬 Topics & Tangents:  Kermit was cut from the DVD release, but he’s back in the version on Amazon Prime Video.  Rugby crashing his skateboard into a block tower is the 1980s Muppet version of WWE’s Titus O’Neil tripping and sliding underneath the ring.  “Teacup Furby.”  “Mother Goose Rock ’n’ Rhyme” and the song “Gordon (Never Really Learned to Play).”  Apple is closer to a female My Buddy than Kid Sister, the actual female My Buddy.  The inevitable “Toy Story” comparison.  Somehow we worked in a “Christmas Shoes” joke. I’m not linking to that. I just wanted you to know.  “Don't Eat the Pictures: Sesame Street at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.”  “The Secret Life of Toys,” the short-lived 1994 sequel series.  ****  📼 Commercials:  Kraft Holiday Recipes featuring “The Christmas Toy” poster (1986), preserved by Dinosaur Dracula.  Crispy Critters Cereal (1987)  Snow in Southtown.  ****  “The Christmas Toy” ©1986 Henson Associates, Inc.  Find us at adventcalendar.house.  #s5 #1980s #muppets

🎄 Santa’s sleigh is grounded in the original video game crash.  The Advent Calendar House kicks off another Christmas countdown by rewinding back to 1982, when Santa found himself stranded in Pac-Man’s neighborhood.  🎙 Lindy and Alicia join us for a stroll through “Christmas Comes to Pacland,” where no one knows about Christmas, but somehow the Ghost Monsters know the words to “Jingle Bells.”  🚨 Warning: Santa spoilers from 11:25 to 13:30.  ****  💬 Topics & Tangents:  Santa is flying with 8 reindeer, including Rudolph. Who got the night off?  Why some reindeer actually have red noses.  This might be the first time a Christmas special shows Santa using a computer.  Russi Taylor’s Pac-Baby has the same voice she later used for Robin in “Muppet Babies.”  Absent from this special is the Ghost Monsters’ boss, Mezmaron.  ****  📼 Commercials:  Pac-Man Cereal (1984)  Chef Boyardee Pac-Man Pasta (1984)  A Bomb for Christmas, made for podcast Christmas movie by Tim Babb of the Can’t Wait for Christmas Podcast, co-starring Mike as “Captain Willis.”  ****  “Christmas Comes to Pacland” © 1982 Hanna-Barbera Productions.  Find us at adventcalendar.house.  #s5 #1980s #hannabarbera #videogames

🦃 The Gaslighting of Dr. Liz Wilson.  Join us as badly dancing back to 1989 to celebrate the unofficial start of the holiday shopping season.  🎙️ Jeff Somogyi joins us to dig into “Garfield’s Thanksgiving,” the clear bronze medalist of Garfield’s holiday trilogy, thanks to Jon Arbuckle going from goofy pet owner to hopelessly inept creep.  ****  💬 Topics & Tangents:  Orson the Pig from “U.S. Acres” makes a cameo in Liz’s waiting room.  The dumbest things we’ve done to get a date pale in comparison to Jon holding his breath until Liz concedes to going out with him. Please don’t do that.  Pat Carroll is back as Grandma in her 2nd greatest vocal performance of November 1989.  Julie Payne (Liz) was also briefly the voice of another cartoon doctor, Janice N!Godatu, from the other animated segment of “The Tracey Ullman Show.”  A brief history of sock garters.  This special confirms Jon can’t hear Garfield speaking, but somehow Garfield’s computerized, fat-shaming scale can.  The best of Calvin’s dad from Calvin and Hobbes.  Grandma Arbuckle’s Sweet Potatoes, as prepared by Dinosaur Dracula.  Cranberry sauce tastes better when it’s shaped like the inside of a can.  Desirée Goyette, the female singing voice in Garfield’s specials and also the voice of Nermal, also sang the title theme from “It’s Flashbeagle, Charlie Brown.”  ****  📼 Commercial:  Garfield Alpo Cat Food Commercial (1989)  ****  “Garfield’s Thanksgiving” © 1989 United Feature Syndicate, Inc./Anderson Digital.  Find us at adventcalendar.house.  #s4 #1980s #thanksgiving #garfield #comics

🎄 S-s-season’s greetings-s-s! You better watch out, because today we’re kindly rewinding back to a 1985 Christmas episode of “G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero,” 🎙️ Joey O. parachutes in for “Cobra CLAWs Are Coming to Town,” featuring the incredible shrinking Cobra troops and a giant parrot.  ****  💬 Topics & Tangents:  We don’t even get 4 minutes into this before bringing up the U.S.S. Flagg.  Then we get caught up in the Crossfire.  A brief history of the G.I. Joe toy line, from “America’s Movable Fighting Man” to the Adventure Team, to “A Real American Hero.”  “The Toys That Made Us” on Netflix.  The “opening monologue that explains the show” has nothing on Voltron’s.  Neil Ross (Shipwreck, Dusty, and Buzzer in this episode) has an audio camero in “Weird Al” Yankovic’s “I Can’t Watch This.”  Joey’s interviews with Pat Fraley (Wild Weasel), Gregg Berger (Firefly), Michael Bell (Duke, Blowtorch, Major Bludd), and Rob Paulsen (Tripwire, his earliest known voice credit).  “The Viper is Coming” is both our favorite G.I. Joe episode and my dad’s favorite dad joke.  “King Koopa’s Kool Kartoons,” starring Chris Latta (Cobra Commander).  We try and find Keystone City, which may or may not be somewhere in eastern Pennsylvania.  The titular Cobra CLAW (Covert Light Aerial Weapon), an odd name for a Cobra vehicle, because snakes don’t have claws.  Fenslerfilm’s G.I. Joe PSAs.  ****  📼 Commercials:  William “The Refrigerator” Perry G.I. Joe Action Figure (1987)  Weird Christmas. ****  “G.I. Joe” and “Cobra CLAWs Are Coming to Town” © 1985 Hasbro, Inc.  Find us at adventcalendar.house.  #s4 #1980s #hasbro

🎄 On another Scrooge Sunday edition of the Advent Calendar House, we fly back in time to 1978 to revisit Rankin/Bass’s turn at “A Christmas Carol.”  🎙️ Michael DiGiovanni and Michael May return to talk “The Stingiest Man in Town,” an animated remake of a made-for-TV musical, featuring the voices of Walter Matthau as Scrooge and Tom Bosley as our narrator, a literal talking Humbug.  ****  💬 Topics & Tangents:  This is specifically an adaptation of a 1956 production on “The Alcoa Hour” starring Basil Rathbone as Scrooge.  The original special on Sleigh Bell Cinema.  Michael May’s Christmas Carol Project.  Sonny Melendrez (Bob Cratchit) in “You and Me, Kid.”  This has my all-time favorite, super creepy version of Marley’s face appearing on Scrooge’s door knocker.  This special gets older Belle completely wrong.  Tiny Tim has skinny robot legs.  Debbie Clinger (Martha Cratchit) of the Clinger Sisters, a.k.a. Superchick from the “Krofft Supershow” host band Kaptain Kool and the Kongs.  Rankin/Bass should have made a south seas-themed special called Christmas Island. (Hi from the future! We ended up exploring this idea on After Lunch.)  Scrooge’s grave morphing into a giant devil face is a reminder in hindsight that this special was animated in Japan by Topcraft, the predecessor to Studio Ghibli.  ****  📼 Commercials:  Glad Trash Bags Commercial starring Tom Bosley (1981)  Christmas Creeps.  ****  “The Stingiest Man in Town” © 1978 Rankin/Bass Productions.  Find us at adventcalendar.house.  #s4 #1970s #rankinbass #scroogesunday

🎄 Sail back to 1981 as we dig up Rankin/Bass’s penultimate and possibly most obscure stop-motion Christmas special.  🎙️ Michael DiGiovanni and Michael May stumble in to imbibe “The Leprechauns’ Christmas Gold,” which may or may not only exist because Rankin/Bass had the rights to use the song “Christmas in Killarney” and needed someplace to put it.  ****  💬 Topics & Tangents:  Ken Jennings (the voice of Dinty Doyle, not the Jeopardy! guy) in the short-lived Epcot Center attraction, “The Astuter Computer Revue.”  Mag the Hag’s entrance reminds me of Rita Repulsa in “Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.”  This special keeps adding new rules about how both banshees and rainbows work, like they’re Mogwai.  The Leprechauns’ “phantom island of Tralee” shares a name with an actual mainland town in Ireland, but is closer to Dursey Island, population (as of 2016): 4.  The only thing many remember about this special is its Nightmare Face reveal that a beautiful woman Dinty finds washed ashore is the banshee in disguise.  According to the Christmas Specials Wiki, Arthur Rankin said a promotion was planned involving prizes buried in random places around the United States for children to dig up, but was abandoned for safety concerns.  “Jack O’Lantern,” from Rankin/Bass’s Festival of Family Classics TV series, featuring a leprechaun disguised as a pumpkin.  ****  📼 Commercials:  Gremlins Gizmo Plush Pet (1984)  The Can’t Wait for Christmas Podcast.  ****  “The Leprechauns’ Christmas Gold” © 1981 Rankin/Bass Productions.  Find us at adventcalendar.house.  #s4 #1980s #rankinbass

🎄 Hey, paisanos! Join us as we warp back to 1989 for a double dose of Christmas segments from “The Super Mario Bros. Super Show.”  🎙 Adam Pope joins us to watch Mario and Luigi save Santa in 2 different dimensions: The live-action “Santa Claus is Coming to Flatbush,” featuring Santa losing his “transportation” in Brooklyn; and the animated “Koopa Klaus,” featuring a plot to… freeze the North Pole.  ****  💬 Topics & Tangents:  Nintendo Power’s preview of “The Super Mario Bros. Super Show.”  I didn’t realize till recently the music in the “Back to the Future” Nintendo game is just “The Power of Love” sped up.  “King Koopa’s Kool Kartoons,” a live-in-studio spinoff show local to Los Angeles and hosted by King Koopa, performed at one point by Chris Latta, a.k.a. Christopher Collins.  Captain Lou Albano’s Wrestling Hotline 1-900 number.  We map out where Mario and Luigi lived in Brooklyn.  “Stunt Dawgs,” an obscure 1992 cartoon featuring Harvey Atkin playing another character with the same King Koopa voice.  “Teeter-totter” vs. “see-saw.”  How tall is Mario? Captain Lou was 5-foot-10, though other sources range from 5-foot-1 to 3-foot-8.  Preview of Super Nintendo World, coming to Universal theme parks.  Finally, I get to talk at length about The Legend of Zelda!  Adam’s SequelQuest episode on the Super Mario Bros. movie, featuring a parody of the Super Show theme song.  ****  📼 Commercials:  Pepsi Nintendo Holiday Game (1989), preserved by Dinosaur Dracula.  Nintendo Power Commercial (1990), preserved by RobertDigitalGames.  Christmas Clatter.  ****  “The Super Mario Bros. Super Show,” “Koopa Klaus,” and “Santa Claus is Coming to Flatbush” © 1989 DiC Entertainment.  “Super Mario Bros.” © Nintendo Co. Ltd.  Find us at adventcalendar.house.  #s4 #1980s #dic #videogames

🎃 It’s the 13th of July, so it’s time for the Advent Calendar House to unearth one of our favorite Halloween haunts.  🎙️ Tommy Coombs flies in to talk 1979’s “The Halloween That Almost Wasn’t,” starring an exceptionally great Judd Hirsch as Count Dracula.  ****  💬 Topics & Tangents:  This was renamed for its VHS release as “The Night Dracula Saved the World,” except no, he doesn’t.  Lyndhurst Mansion.  Bach’s “Toccata and Fugue in D minor” was never in a Dracula movie.  Wildwood, New Jersey’s Castle Dracula.  Jack Riley (Warren the Werewolf) in commercials for Country Crock spread.  ****  📼 Commercials:  McDonald’s Scared Silly (1986) starring Ronald McDonald and the Chicken McNuggets.  Weird Christmas.  ****  “The Halloween That Almost Wasn’t” © 1979 Concepts Unlimited.  Full show notes with links at adventcalendar.house.  #s4 #1970s #halloween

🎄 Go-go Gadget podcast! It’s time to spring back to 1992 to take “Inspector Gadget Saves Christmas” in for questioning.  🎙 Chad Young accepts our assignment to investigate the time Dr. Claw took over Santa’s workshop for some reason.  ****  💬 Topics & Tangents:  Nick Knacks, a show-by-show video history of Nickelodeon.  Halloween 1992 was the year of white kids dressing like Steve Urkel.  Inspector Gadget’s run on Nickelodeon got me into “Get Smart” on Nick at Nite.  The time Chad got a crew jacket from the set of the “Inspector Gadget” movie.  The action figure that revealed Dr. Claw’s goofy face.  The Inspector Gadget Super Nintendo game, featuring the same alternate theme song as this special.  Maurice LaMarche subbing for Don Adams for Gadget’s weird version of “The 12 Days of Christmas” is similar to Jim Cummings finishing “Be Prepared” for Jeremy Irons in “The Lion King.”  Where’s the camera Penny’s Not Apple Watch uses to see Brain?  Jerry “The King” Lawler entering the 1997 Royal Rumble Match in the middle of a sentence, then finishing it after being eliminated in 4 seconds.  “Disney’s Christmas All-Time Favorites.”  ****  📼 Commercials:  Cookie Crisp Cereal Christmas Commercial (1992)  Tinsel Tunes.  ****  “Inspector Gadget Saves Christmas” © 1992 DiC Entertainment.  Find us at adventcalendar.house.  #s4 #1990s #dic

🎄 Join us as we slowly slink sideways back to 1983 to celebrate the time someone literally threw an idea at the wall to see if it would stick.  🎙️ Joey O. returns to talk “Deck the Halls with Wacky Walls,” an animated Christmas special about Wacky WallWalkers. But first, we need to talk about the man behind the WallWalkers, Dr. Fad!  ****  💬 Topics & Tangents:  “The Dr. Fad Show.”  Eight ’80s Xmas Specials You Might’ve Forgotten (Dinosaur Dracula, 2015)  X-Entertainment’s preserved 2003 tribute to the Wacky WallWalker.  This isn’t the right Apple Jacks commercial, but I can’t not mention young Julia Stiles scoffing that it doesn’t taste like apples.  Writer Mark Evanier’s blog.  The WallWalkers’ home planet looks like an M.C. Escher painting.  Darryl’s friend, Kenzo, is named after one of Dr. Fad’s sons. His other son married comedian Ali Wong.  The most expensive things we’ve asked for from our parents for Christmas, which pale in comparison to a $1,000 toy car — which, of course, we then look up its adjustment for inflation.  Waxing nostalgic about popcorn garland on Christmas trees.  ****  📼 Commercials:  Corn Pops Cereal with free Wacky WallWalker inside (1984)  ****  “Deck the Halls with Wacky Walls” © 1983 NBC Productions.  “The Dr. Fad Show” © 1988 Tradex Corp.  Find us at adventcalendar.house.  #s4 #1980s

🐰 Hello, sunshine! Join us for a hop back to Easter 1986 to revisit the Jim Henson special, “The Tale of the Bunny Picnic.”  🎙 Emily Rowley hops into the guest chair for this special, which it turns out is about neither Easter, nor a bunny picnic… but it did introduce the world to Bean Bunny, the Muppets’ Nermal.  ****  💬 Topics & Tangents:  Jim Henson’s original intro to this special.  “The Jim Henson Hour.”  Bean Bunny in Muppet*Vision 3D at Disney’s Hollywood Studios.  Bean was also a late-series addition to “Muppet Babies,” and his picture is on the playroom wall in Disney’s new “Muppet Babies.”  “The Muppet Musicians of Bremen” and its grotesque, full-size Muppet bad guys.  Sweetums in “Tales from Muppetland: The Frog Prince.”  Bean trying to tell the other bunnies to quiet down or the dog will hear them is also the plot of the first act of “Trolls.”  Every Easter Bunny costume is terrifying.  Y’all remember Puffalumps? You do now.  The Center for Puppetry Arts in Atlanta is home to several Muppets from this special, including both Bean and his Dragon Bunny form from his dream sequence.  Carlin Trammel’s video tour of the Center for Puppetry Arts’ Jim Henson exhibit.  ****  📼 Commercials:  McDonald’s Muppet Babies Holiday Huggables (1988)  Christmas Creeps.  ****  “The Tale of the Bunny Picnic” © 1986 Henson Associates.  Find us at adventcalendar.house.  #s4 #1980s #easter #muppets

🎄 It’s another Scrooge Sunday in the Advent Calendar House as we’re swept through a rip in the space-time continuum back to 1986 for a Christmas Carol-themed episode of “The Real Ghostbusters.” 🎙 Tommy Coombs and Chad Young join the adventure after our heroes accidentally save Scrooge from the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future.  ****  💬 Topics & Tangents:  Hey, grown-ups! Remember getting lost while driving when we didn’t all have maps of the entire planet in our pockets?  Scrooge pays the Ghostbusters a mint-condition shilling from 1837, so we looked up its actual value.  You can actually buy Christmas Carol View Master reels from the 1950s online.  Rick and Morty talking about Bill Murray and Lorenzo Music comes up and goes… somewhere.  Egon entering the ghost containment unit looks like the warp tunnel on Space Mountain.  The other ghosts in the containment unit are callbacks to previous episodes, including Sandman, who bears a passing resemblance to the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.  Santa should not laugh like Megatron.  ****  📼 Commercials:  The Real Ghostbusters Firehouse Playset, Tombstone Tackle, and X-Cop (1986)  Tis the Podcast.  ****  “The Real Ghostbusters” and “Xmas Marks the Spot” © 1986 Columbia Pictures Television.  Find us at adventcalendar.house.  #s4 #1980s #scroogesunday #dic

🎄 Mr. Snowman, I don’t feel so good. Rankin/Bass’s Avengers assemble in the studio’s longest holiday special ever.  🎙️ Brandon Medley returns to marvel at “Rudolph and Frosty’s Christmas in July.” Frosty’s a dad! And Rudolph’s a fake uncle whose nose stops shining at the beginning of this story… but what happens to Frosty and his whole family is even worse.  ****  💬 Topics & Tangents:  King Winterbolt’s genie of the ice scepter, allegedly Thurl Ravenscroft, is the stuff of nightmares.  “The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus” may be the most metal Christmas special, but this is a contender.  Rudolph’s entire story gets retconned into a long play to stop Winterbolt’s foggy Christmas Eve from grounding Santa.  Ethel Merman on “The Muppet Show.”  Scratcher is a great evil reindeer, but we’d like it better if he was Fireball.  A couple of songs were cut for time from TV, including “Chicken Today, Feathers Tomorrow” and “I See Rainbows When I Look at You.”  Walt Disney World’s Candlelight Processional.  ****  📼 Commercials:  Atari Christmas Commercial, aired during a 1981 ABC Movie Special airing, preserved by the Museum of Classic Chicago Television.  The Can’t Wait for Christmas Podcast.  ****  “Rudolph and Frosty’s Christmas in July” © 1979 Rankin/Bass Productions.  Find us at adventcalendar.house.  #s4 #1970s #rankinbass #rudolph #frosty #4thofjuly

🎄 Happy birthday! The Advent Calendar House kicks off a countdown to Christmas in July by setting the table for Rankin/Bass’s eventual epic crossover, starting with “Frosty’s Winter Wonderland,” the “Weird Science” of Christmas specials.  🎙️ Brandon Medley belly-whops in to salute this snowy sequel from 1976 starring a strange, tall goblin claiming to be Andy Griffith.  ****  💬 Topics & Tangents:  A brief guide to finding obsure things on Disney+, like “Melody Time,” starring Dennis Day, (Parson Brown) as Johnny Appleseed.  Barbara Jo Ewing voiced one of the kids in her only known credit, but somehow IMDb knows her height.  We do the math to figure out how far the wind carried a newspaper from Frosty’s hometown to the North Pole.  Frosty beat “The Santa Clause 2” to the “gotta get a wife” plot point by more than 20 years.  Frosty’s “specifications” for his ideal woman are the same as Sir Mix-a-Lot’s.  At what point do snow people become self-aware?  Jack Frost’s “winter that almost didn’t end” foreshadowed the real-life Blizzard of 1977.  ****  📼 Commercials:  Freezy Freakies (1984)  Christmas Clatter.  ****  “Frosty’s Winter Wonderland” © 1976 Rankin/Bass Productions, Inc.  Find us at adventcalendar.house.  #s4 #1970s #rankinbass #frosty