Ho-ho-ho-ing is half the battle. Guest: Joey O. Find show notes at https://adventcalendar.house
🎄 S-s-season’s greetings-s-s! You better watch out, because today we’re kindly rewinding back to a 1985 Christmas episode of G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero, entitled Cobra CLAWs Are Coming to Town. Â
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Joey O. (Y-Not Radio, Words With Nerds, @ImGonnaDJ24). Â
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1. We don’t even get 4 minutes into this without talking about the U.S.S. Flagg. Â
2. Crossfire comes up for no reason. Â
3. A brief history of the G.I. Joe toy line, from “America’s Movable Fighting Man” to the Adventure Team, to “A Real American Hero.” Â
4. The Toys That Made Us on Netflix. Â
5. The “opening monologue that explains the show” has nothing on Voltron’s. Â
6. Neil Ross (Shipwreck, Dusty, and Buzzer in this episode) has an audio camero in “Weird Al” Yankovic’s I Can’t Watch This. Â
7. Joey’s interviews with Pat Fraley (Wild Weasel), Gregg Berger (Firefly), Michael Bell (Duke, Blowtorch, Major Bludd), and Rob Paulsen (Tripwire, his earliest known voice credit). Â
8. The Viper is Coming is both our favorite G.I. Joe episode and my dad’s favorite dad joke. Â
9. King Koopa’s Kool Kartoons, starring Christopher Collins, a.k.a. Chris Latta, the voice of Cobra Commander. Â
10. We try and find Keystone City, which may or may not be somewhere in eastern Pennsylvania. Â
11. The titular Cobra CLAW (Covert Light Aerial Weapon), an odd name for a Cobra vehicle, because snakes don’t have claws. Â
12. The Definitive Ranking of all 25 Fensler G.I. Joe Parodies, by DailyDot. Â
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William “The Refrigerator” Perry G.I. Joe Action Figure, 1987. Â
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“G.I. Joe” and “Cobra CLAWs Are Coming to Town” © 1985 Hasbro, Inc. Â
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